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Текст (слова) песни: DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince - You Saw My Blinker (Bitch)

 
this is a story I`ll never forget 
about the day my new car got hit 
it caught me off guard cause it happened so quick 
when I heard the crash I got mad as hell 
cruising down the highway fast not slow 
ninety miles an hour in my 5.0 
people waving at me cause they know who I am 
alpine stero blasting a jam 
put the top down said my girlfriend 
then my damn hat blew off in the wind 
I got kinda mad cause it`s the hat I just bought 
I shoulda put her out it was all her fault 
day was friday date was ten 
my girl was looking good on a strem 
she smacked my hand when I put it on her rear 
said hit me again and I`ll break your wrist 
that day I dressed all in white 
takin` my girl to Palm Springs for the night 
I was hoping I could find a short cut 
I was tired plus I had a rash on my butt 
there was this lady in a pinto coup 
`bout 90 years old I could tell by the droop 
driving off fast borderline insane 
glass so thick couldn`t stay in her lane 
I swerved left then I swerved right 
she was still tailgating me too damn tight 
to the left lane I tried to switch 
then you saw my blinker bitch 
 
we both pulled off on the side of the road 
I was hot ready to explode 
the only thing stopping me from breaking her nose 
is I was 21 and she was 90 years old 
then the police came turn the lights off 
the lady started cryin` and the cop got soft 
the cop said ah it`ll be ok 
wrinkled old bag lookin` like a charpe 
I said wait what`s going on cap` 
her car`s fine my car is wrecked 
then I saw what happened in the crash 
her dentures came out her mouth and got stuck in the dash 
you hit me I didn`t hit you 
stop holding your neck lady you can`t sue 
it`s your fault you caused all this 
you saw my blinker bitch 
 
Wednesday October the fourth 
that`s when we got our day in court 
that lady destroyed my case 
she came in a wheelchair and a neck brace 
I jumped up I said you must be jokin` 
come on judge her neck ain`t broken 
well I`ll be damned 
wrinkled old bag started cryin` on the stand 
the balif grabbed me slammed me on the ground 
judge said boy you`d better calm down 
aren`t you one of them damn rap singers 
yeah then I gave him the finger 
judge held me in contempt of court 
for givin` him the finger and things of that sort 
anything to say before you`re dismissed 
just one you saw my blinker bitch
 


Другие песни DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince :

Ain`t No Place Like Home
As We Go
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I`m All That
You Saw My Blinker (Bitch)